Muffin Man or MM

When they all toppled over they began to fall down a deep hill that was so high it touched the sky. It was so amazing that they stopped rolling and screamed about noming so that the whole world heard about it. This mad Einstein very very very very very very very angry because he despised noming because it tried to eat his wonderful muffin. He hid his muffin in his hand but the Muffin Man, who we will refer to as MM, came along and stole the precious muffin. He ran away and hid in a cave and held the muffin ransom for 6 and a half pennies. No one could possibly have the money to pay that so the muffin ran away crying. I caught the muffin and now hold him in my hand. What a lovely muffin. What a scrumptious muffin. What a good looking muffin. What a tasty muffin. Then suddenly I couldn't control myself and I nomed the muffin in half. Ahhhhhh! What had I done. I could leave the muffin laying there eaten and half lovely. So I quickly nomed on the other half and solved the problem. Then the people continued rolling down the hill and the went all the way to the .......