1. We eat our own body fat during the hard winters.
2. If someone bites you that is radioactive do you get superpowers?
3. If a butterfly flies in which direction would it go, up or down, or maybe it wouldn't fly on tuesdays?
4. There is nothing worse than having a bug on your computer screen on a saturday.5. Hallucinations make playtime fun!
6. Flies flew for food finding frolicking French fish.
7. (On the back of a school bus) Caution: Children Aboard, Stay 20 feet back. (They will chew on your front bumper)
8. goofy gophers eat beans, and you know what that means!
9. I woke up today a goofy elf!
10. Reality is just an illusion.
11. If you don't know what it is, eat it!!!
12. Ben: It's a cloud full of water. Jeff: No it's an ice cream cone you dolt!
13. Jeff: Ben do your homework or else I will come over there and chew your ears off!
14. Gel is spelled Jell, or at least how a champion speller would spell it.
15. Ice is never a liquid only a solid. Think about it......
16.You can see through walls, all you have to do is believe.
17. I'm hungry and you're not. It makes perfect sense if you spend a couple minutes thinking about it and then realize that I just ate your wonderful sandwhich! ooops. :)
18. Well that's checked off your list! (long story :D)
19. How much sugar is too much? Well that depends on the person. For me it's....... about a gram.
