Happy Penguin

The happy penguin just exploded and decided that he wanted to go swimming. So he went over to his house and bought a hamburger. Then he gave it too the swimming pool. Then he went to dance like a hawk lessons in downtown hawk place or something like that. You GET THE POINT SO STOP YELLING AT ME. Anyways he had such a nice day that he decided to spend all night sleeping. Fee Fi Fo I just had a hum in my tum so yea, well the penguin went down the ice slide so good night all!

Whee!!

So the banana and the muffin went on a walk together. They were having a happy time just eating and nomming on other plants that walked by. So when they saw a very large plant, they decided to nom on its toes. The large plant didn't like getting its toes nommed on so he started nomming on their heads. Out of nowhere the hawk of happiness swooped down and started doing the happy hawk dance. When the large plant and the banana and muffin saw this, they started trying to do the happy hawk dance. Then they all got nommed to death by the hawk of happiness.

The end!

We have had a lot of pictures but no recent story so here goes...

Charlie the penguin had a big problem. His problem was that he had only ten toes and all of the other penguins had twelve. He was very sad. So one day he went away to the wonderful land of the magical polar bear. He looked for six years before he finally found the magically polar bear eating his toast with butter and drinking a fabulous tea. He asked the polar bear for some toes and the polar bear laughed at him and had such a great laugh that he fell over unconscious onto the floor. The penguin sneaked into the lab where he found the toe machine. He made himself two new toes and glued them on. Then he waddled over to the big airplane and he flew all the way back to the North Pole where he belonged. (He never made it because he was kidnapped by Santa and his elves.)
-The End

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I honestly don't know how much more win you can have. (you'll have to click on it in order to be able to read it.)

Muffin Man or MM

When they all toppled over they began to fall down a deep hill that was so high it touched the sky. It was so amazing that they stopped rolling and screamed about noming so that the whole world heard about it. This mad Einstein very very very very very very very angry because he despised noming because it tried to eat his wonderful muffin. He hid his muffin in his hand but the Muffin Man, who we will refer to as MM, came along and stole the precious muffin. He ran away and hid in a cave and held the muffin ransom for 6 and a half pennies. No one could possibly have the money to pay that so the muffin ran away crying. I caught the muffin and now hold him in my hand. What a lovely muffin. What a scrumptious muffin. What a good looking muffin. What a tasty muffin. Then suddenly I couldn't control myself and I nomed the muffin in half. Ahhhhhh! What had I done. I could leave the muffin laying there eaten and half lovely. So I quickly nomed on the other half and solved the problem. Then the people continued rolling down the hill and the went all the way to the .......

Noms over 9000

Then out of nowhere came Vegeta from Dragonball Z, and he said that the nomming level was OVER 9000!!!!!! So everyone prepared for a nom nom war, but it was called off when the dragonfly said that the nom nom tower was never ever scaled. So they all went to the nom nom tower to try to scale it. The reason it was never scaled before was because the stairs were always eaten by those that tried to scale it because the tower was so delicious. Then the magical fairy had an idea, if the tower was so irresistably tasty, then why not just eat the tower until the top becomes the bottom? Everybody nommed in agreement and ate the tower, and only all of their bellies expanded until they couldn't see anything but their bellies. Then they all tried to do the nom nom dance but they toppled over.

I have no response to this

Wow, just wow.