The Door

There was a door to the house which was the home to the lady with the frying pan. After she made the soup, he opened and smacked her to knock her out, and then he took the nom nom soup and ate it. But as everyone in the northern hemisphere part of Australia knows, doors get fat after eating too much nom nom soup. He got so fat that he couldn't open or close, so when the lady woke up she saw that he was too fat to work anymore, so she got out her axe and made him into nom nom wood chips and fed him to the fire.

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